Merle Haggard wrote a song about listening to his mama; how she showed undying support and love, and how he didnt listen. So he ended up in jail. On his birthday. By himself. Thats what happens when you dont listen to mama. Now you can wear this subtle threat on a tshirt so when someone tells you “No!” point to the shirt and remind them theres no cake in prison.
Professionally screen printed on our classic fitted scoop neck tee; black ink on an dusty sage t-shirt.
50% cotton / 50% polyester
Available in women's sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL.
We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry, low heat.
S: 26" long by 16" wide
M: 26.5" long by 17" wide
L: 27.25" long by 18" wide
XL: 27.75" long by 19" wide
XXL: 28.25" long by 20" wide
Model is 5'2 and is wearing a size S
Recommended sizing: Intended to be fitted so if you prefer extra room, size up. Better yet, grab your favorite fitting tee out of your drawer, measure from top to bottom + pit to pit and match it to the measurements above.