Merle Haggard wrote a song about listening to his mama;  how she showed undying support and love, and how he didnt listen. So he ended up in jail. On his birthday. By himself. Thats what happens when you dont listen to mama. Now you can wear this subtle threat on a tshirt so when someone tells you “No!” point to the shirt and remind them theres no cake in prison.

Professionally screen printed on our classic fitted scoop neck tee; black ink on a dusty sage t-shirt. Please be aware that these appear in person to be more mint in color than white and account for the discount in price. In natural light, it photographs as white so our apologies that the images do not accurately represent this. 

100% cotton

Available in women's sizes XS, S, (all other sizes are out of stock)

This tee follows our old sizing structure and runs small. We recommend sizing up by one for a fitted look and by two for a looser fit. 

We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry, low heat.

Measurements
S: 26" long by 16" wide
M: 26.5" long by 17" wide
L: 27.25" long by 18" wide
XL: 27.75" long by 19" wide
XXL: 28.25" long by 20" wide

Model is 5'2 and is wearing a size S

Recommended sizing: This design follows our old sizing structure, which runs small. Please be sure to size up. Most suggest sizing up by one for a fitted look or by two for a looser fit.