Merle Haggard wrote a song about listening to his mama;  how she showed undying support and love, and how he didnt listen. So he ended up in jail. On his birthday. By himself. Thats what happens when you dont listen to mama. Now you can wear this subtle threat on a tshirt so when someone tells you “No!” point to the shirt and remind them theres no cake in prison.Professionally screen printed on a black tee, white ink.

50% polyester / 50% cotton

Available in sizes 2, 4, 6, 8.

Also available in women's sizes, please see separate listing. 

Suggested sizing:
Size 2: 31-34 lbs.
Size 4: 35-41 lbs.
Size 6: 42-45 lbs.
Size 8: 49-52 lbs.

In general: Size two can fit children ages 1-3, size four can fit children ages 3-5, and so on and so forth. Please size up or down according to your child's size. 

We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry low heat.